Muhammad with camel
The first thing to note about the Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons is their timidity.
The timidity of the selection turns out to have been pure genius (mine would have aimed for maximum depravity) as it highlights just how bizarre the reaction has been.
Many have expressed disappointment in the tepid support for free speech from many western governments. I am completely unsurprised. The U.S. government and its allies have taken on around 25 million Muslims as constituents. The government of Denmark has more freedom to do the Wright thing.
As I am on a very minor photo remix kick, here is my contribution to the universe of images of Mohammed:
Muhammad licking a camel’s asshole under orders from Allah.
Original photo by Saffanna licensed under cc-by-2.0.
I believe this image complies with putative prohibitions of the depiction of Muhammad, though some may claim they see him in the camel’s face. (Yes, this is a remix with zero diff.)
How do I know Muhammad and not Jesus is with the lucky camel? Because a camel couldn’t feel an imaginary person’s licks.
February 7th, 2006 at 4:21
Your last paragraph is very funny.
You’re brillant.
February 23rd, 2006 at 11:40
[...] Mike Linksvayer My opinions only. I do not represent any organization in this publication. « Muhammad with camel The Law of Below Averages » [...]
February 27th, 2006 at 22:19
this camel’s ass is more offensive:
http://plancksconstant.blogspot.com/2006/02/now-this-camels-ass-should-offend.html
May 10th, 2006 at 16:02
[...] It looks like Google trends ranks overrepresentation of cities, regions, and languages for specific queries. Arabic browsers are most likely to search for sex, Chinese most likely to search for Tiananmen. Past posts on Islamic sex and Tiananmen. [...]
August 27th, 2006 at 18:54
[...] Someone who follows the politics of the Insane Land (Christianity and Islam consider it holy, which marks a strong correlation with insanity in my book) could doubtless name many reasons Palestinians and their putative friends do not pursue this strategy. Surely some do. It seems just too obious a winner (but then I have another draft post entitled something like “why is nationalist policy always stupid?”) [...]
August 27th, 2006 at 20:51
[...] If that were true it would be an improvement: the Times article includes a photo of three of the “winning” cartoons. The Times has never printed the Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons as far as I know. [...]
September 5th, 2006 at 21:08
This is all extremely humorous and will probably end badly for many innocent people. That’s why it’s so funny - arguing about fables and how many flying monkeys can dance on the head of a pin.
October 7th, 2006 at 11:43
i think you stink..all of you to make fun of a dead man .. i think also you are a punch of losers..who did nothing in your miserable life to be worthy off so you are picking on someone famous whom you have never even met just to get a shot at stardom ..fuck you all
October 7th, 2006 at 13:42
MK, isn’t cursing haraam?
October 18th, 2006 at 8:29
Hahaha, this is cool.
Alexander the Great was Bisexual so the same as Muhammed. Just a Motherfucker who said he was sent from god. (God of my bungg Hole, Bullshit).
I would like seing Muhammed’s mother getting fucked with a Camel or a horse. Who knows she didn’t try it??
SOLIDARITY with DENAMRK, Bravo
November 5th, 2006 at 1:38
Is this a good attitude of a Christian?
November 5th, 2006 at 2:15
Harun, you’d have to ask a christian. I assume they would believe a non-christian will spend eternity in hell. Sounds far worse than poking fun to me.
November 8th, 2006 at 6:40
I do not know what is your religion. But, what a relieve that you are not a Christian!!! For a good Christian, Jew or a Muslim they would never do such a thing.
November 8th, 2006 at 12:51
Would never do what, condemn someone to eternal torture?
November 8th, 2006 at 21:18
Actually Mike, in reality, you are condemning yourself.
November 9th, 2006 at 0:26
What am I condemning myself to?
November 9th, 2006 at 1:18
away from the truth.
November 11th, 2006 at 0:31
What truth would that be?
November 12th, 2006 at 5:36
your true self.
November 12th, 2006 at 21:18
So to condense, I am “condemning myself away from my true self.”
How did you come to know this?
November 13th, 2006 at 3:19
by learning!!! (remember grasshopper)
Mike, do you want to know your true self?
November 13th, 2006 at 21:24
So you learned that I am “condemning myself away from my true self.”
How did you learn this?
Let’s just assume that I want to know my “true self” — now what is a true self?
November 14th, 2006 at 1:24
Mike, do you want to know your true self?
November 14th, 2006 at 23:14
Mike, don’t assume. Do you want to know? A simple yes will do.
November 15th, 2006 at 10:23
No. It appears true self is a religious concept, i.e., based on faith and fantasy, not learning.
Which religion do you believe one must follow to discover one’s true self?
If you cannot answer this with one word I will have learned that you are merely yet another disingenuous deceived deceiver.
November 17th, 2006 at 21:51
Love
November 19th, 2006 at 14:21
Harun, glad to hear that you’re not a Christian, Muslim, Jew, Scientologist, or other nutcase.
A single emotion does seem like rather thin gruel for learning one’s “true self” or to hold as one’s religion.
January 30th, 2007 at 9:49
good i like you
April 1st, 2007 at 17:57
Yo, mike linksvayer u r such a asswipe, but don’t u have some disipline or shame? oh yeah, swearing is harram but not to a fucknut like you!
April 2nd, 2007 at 11:17
Muhammad Zain, why do you reject Shiva?
April 18th, 2007 at 6:59
Illiteracy at its best !!
May 5th, 2007 at 12:09
Bismillahir Rahmaanir Rahim
As Salaamu ‘aleykum
Whoever it is that has made this site, published such hate for Islam and insulted Prophet Muhammad (s.a.w.w) will be judged accordingly.
Nobody can stop anyone from doing what they want, but when God wants things to happen, nothing will stop Him as well.
I don’t know if you believe in God on the first place, so I would rather say, this world is not full of people like you who can’t respect other people, religion or whatever that falls under this world. There are Muslims, Hindus, Christians and so many other people who like to practice their religion and defend them. You might want to be a little careful on what you say my dear friend. Just try to live your own life, don’t be so political, or rude about others or their feelings otherwise it might be cause you a big problem, if not now then someday!
No one is perfect in this world. Majority of Muslims are blind-folded, and they are mis-guided. They will be the loosers at the end of the day! Try not to bother about anyone except for showing care and love, it will be the only way to upset them.
Not a single person will escape death. Have you ever thought about it? Think about the beautiful things that God has given to us rather than causing so much enmity among people.
Please, don’t take my words offensive. I’m someone just like anyone.
However, I’m sorry if there’s anything that you may find offensive.
May God give you signs, and show you the truth!
Peace be upon all of you.
Muntazir Al Mahdi
University of Islamic Science
Qom, Iran
Originality: Dar es Salaam, Tanzania - East Africa
May 5th, 2007 at 12:30
Muntazir Al Mahdi,
I see that you are at the University of Islamic Science. How does “Islamic science” differ from science?
May 12th, 2007 at 14:30
U Will TasTE THe FIre And May AllAh plaCe UpOn U the WorsT oF LifE In This World And THe NexT. May u grow old and live the most dreadful of this life. DIE
May 12th, 2007 at 16:50
Ali,
Go back to CamelCase training shcool.
May 14th, 2007 at 21:05
Go back in ur moms pussy
boy
May 14th, 2007 at 21:06
Suck ma dick u fukin crak head hatin dumb fuk. GO lick ur dads hole u fukin cunt ur moms dick in ur mouth bitch
May 15th, 2007 at 11:43
Ali, are you in a contest with SEMPER FI? You should get together for a group hug.
May 16th, 2007 at 13:55
how bout u suk ma dick
May 16th, 2007 at 13:55
how bout u suk ma dick
fukin bum
May 16th, 2007 at 13:57
why dont u go stick ur head up ur ass u asswipe
spit upon u and ur faggit gay father
he a pussy just like u
May 16th, 2007 at 15:03
Ali,
Add some blasphemy to your poetry and I’ll give you an A+!
May 19th, 2007 at 19:08
If i ever saw u. I would kill you
May 19th, 2007 at 19:08
Hide coward
May 19th, 2007 at 19:09
fuck you
May 19th, 2007 at 19:17
I have read what Muntazir Al Mahdi wrote your question to him i have the answer. There is no difference between Islamic science and with science. Only some theories we do not Go along with such as Darwins theory or the Big Bang theory. We only give our respect unto God with all of his creations. May God put you on his path.
May 19th, 2007 at 19:23
Ali,
Your spelling and grammar have improved, but as a poet you’ve gone way downhill. What happened?
May 19th, 2007 at 19:27
John, so why does Islamic science not go along with evolution? What does Islam have to say about physics?
May 19th, 2007 at 19:37
Ali and John @ 24.90.57.16 / cpe-24-90-57-16.nyc.res.rr.com, are you brothers, lovers, or did you change your name (Muslim to Christian conversion?) in the 8 minutes between Ali’s last post and John’s first?
May 19th, 2007 at 19:46
Ali/John, I also wonder about the personality change. Why have you portrayed “Ali” as a cursing idiot and “John” as literate and reasonable sounding (but thoroughly disingenuous).
Are you carrying out a campaign to make Muslims look unreasonable, stupid, and violent? Thoroughly uncool if so.
Your “Ali” personality above says “Hide coward” — no period of course. Ali/John, are you not the coward? What is your real name? What is your real agenda?
May 20th, 2007 at 18:07
Yea its me. So you knew. Yes i was very angry at the same time teachings of Islam has tought me to be peaceful and reasonable. According to my nature I have laid down anger and dealt with reasons for such offensive toppics you have posted and would make not only me but all of the Muslim population infuriated. Why? That is my question to you.
May 25th, 2007 at 19:14
No responce?
June 1st, 2007 at 14:26
i hope the author of this camel shit go to hell and burn for ever
June 5th, 2007 at 6:22
fuck muslims
June 26th, 2007 at 21:54
if muhammad licking camel asshole under allah’s order,then christ is fucking his mom when he got caught and get stick to the cross.
July 10th, 2007 at 14:05
i will enjoy seeing mike with in fire in domesday thats the only thing i am sure of
July 10th, 2007 at 14:07
aa
September 25th, 2007 at 16:16
why would mohammad so that, by the way, mohammad zain, cursing is illegal or haram no matter who you curse, i hope you get tons of sins for that. it doesnt matter that im a muslim like you, your nothing like. who told you you’re allowed to curse? god certainly didnt! i hope god guids all you people. I wish you the best of days… TO EVERY SINGLE ONE RELIGIOS OR NONRELIGIOs. I hope you all go to heaven.
BTW none of the prophets did anything stupid so stop saying all this cow-dung
October 11th, 2007 at 17:26
Allah will burn you in hell for this.
October 14th, 2007 at 18:25
You have until the moment you die to repent with your heart and ask Allah/God for forgiveness for this; I pray that God guides you - and if He does not, there is nothing in this universe to save you from the Torment prepared for those of us who insult Allah and His Messenger, though the insults touch Allah and His Messenger not but the insults only add on to the recompense for what you are earning right now.
November 5th, 2007 at 10:10
hey..
what the fuck are we discussing.these camel fuckers need to be kicked in their ass and made to cut grass by their teeth and that mother fucking koran be banned..what a bunch of losers..
December 1st, 2007 at 21:05
mike, if you christian, loving your jesus, if you budha loving sidarta ghautama, so dont distrub our prophet muhammad saw.if you dont like our prophet so you dont try to publish this picture in everywhere.Mike i am sure, if you death hell waiting you. Allah SWT punished you very hard, no paradise for you.so congrulation the evil waiting you in hell.dont belive?…..Allah will burn you about this. iam very sure mike. So the rest in hell to very long time
Chief of Jihad moeslem indonesia
February 5th, 2008 at 4:20
It’s takes a stoopid cocksucker to know an ass licker. Dumb fuck.
March 15th, 2008 at 21:34
The people who publishes such type of articles are not able to live in this world and the other world (The world after death). If I or any muslim can approach such type of people , we will kill them and it is not a crime especially in religion ISLAM.There killing is wajib-ull-kataul on every mushlim and on every non mushlims. Bcause MUHAMMAD (SAWW) IS THE MESSENGER OF ALLAH TO THIS WORLD AND THE OTHER WORLD(The world after death). MUHAMMAD (SAWW) is the man of peace to both muslims and non muslims. The life of such type of people like Mike Linksvayer have no meanings in this world and the other world.And inshallah we will not leave/live them(like Mike Linksvayer) in this world.
note.; ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE.
August 7th, 2008 at 5:54
Still no love in you.