Separate humorium
Eliezer Yudkowsky may be my favorite humorist:
If the priests of Baal are allowed to survive, they will start babbling about how religion is a separate magisterium which can be neither proven nor disproven.
Or the slightly less rolling on the floor laugh inducing version:
The orthogonality of religion and factual questions is a recent and strictly Western concept. The people who wrote the original scriptures didn’t even know the difference.

August 5th, 2007 at 2:40
It takes faith to know the truth.
It takes science to know that you don’t.