Instead, try one of these relatively non-preposterous, honest statements:
- I wish more people talked about _, but I think they don’t because they are stupid or evil or trapped in stupid or evil systems.
- _ is relatively obscure, but I want to tell you it is important, or at least convince you that I’m cool because I know of it.
- I just discovered how the world works, namely _, and I bet nobody else has ever, by golly!
- I searched and find no evidence that anyone has said _ exactly, but it’s a relatively trivial variation on other things.