Now that Google has a product (Google Page Creator) named^* for cofounder and current President of Products Larry Page it clearly needs a technology named for cofounder and current President of Technology Sergey Brin.

“Brin” doesn’t have an obvious meaning so perhaps the technology could be something more compelling than GeoCities 2.0. How about a Basic Reality Interface Neuroplant?

I’ll take two Google Brins for staters — one to replace each eye — better portals to see the portal, including its (soon to be) millions of crappy Google Pages.

^{* Not really.}